Return to the Homeland

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About a month ago my uncle died quite suddenly and as a result, I’ve been to Maine more times in the past few weeks than I have in probably two or three years.  This weekend, however, we drove up so that my dad could help E put a new bumper on his FJ Cruiser, the result of a small mishap last winter involving an icy road and a stone wall.  *Ahem*  While that project was underway, my mom and I wandered down the road, me with my camera tucked under my arm.  Their yard smells like Christmas trees, which was an enticement to be outside in and of itself, but really it’s just so beautiful there even now in late fall you have to be outside in it.  I pretty much had not touched my camera since our vacation in August, and I’m a little rusty, but the late afternoon sunshine was streaming through the trees and it was too tempting not to try taking a few photos.

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I really hope her name is Gladys.  She looks like a Gladys, right?

Also, I found this really cool looking moss out behind my parents house, which resembles miniature palm trees:

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To the uninitiated it’s hard to explain just how rural this part of the world is, how quiet and still dusk can be as the birds settle in for the evening and the sun slowly puts itself to bed.  I think all of us native Mainers who leave the state carry a little bit of this around with us, even as we tromp around the cities we’ve scattered to.  And even though we live in a town in Massachusetts surrounded by farms and conservation land, it’s not the same as living in Maine.  Not even close.

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Random Saturday (Entertainment Edition)

Earlier this week my mother called to express her dismay about the dearth of a new “story” here.  “All we’re getting is knitting,” she complained.

WELL THEN.

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1)  Truthfully, other than work it’s pretty much been all about the knitting.  I managed to finish both baby blankets I was knitting, which is no small feat given that one of them had been on the needles for over a year.  Both have been hand-washed, and I was dismayed (though not surprised) to see how much the red blanket bled.  I did a terrible job blocking both of them, so I need to wash them again.  I should really invest in a blocking mat of some sort.

2)  Last weekend we went to see “Gone Girl”, which we both found excellent and hysterically funny, albeit long (thrice I turned to E and whispered, “This needs to be over already”).  I have yet to read a review of the movie that points out what a dark comedy it is, which leads me to suspect (not for the first time) that E and I have completely warped senses of humor.  (I did cover my eyes during the stabbing scene, though.  That part was decidedly not funny.)  Also?  I think it was the first Ben Affleck movie where I was able to forget he was Ben Affleck and actually believe he was the character he was portraying.  Somewhere along the line he learned how to act.  (No, I have not seen Argo.)

3) That said, the movie troubled me as it could be perceived as buying into the “women are lying crazy people” misogyny that is so prevalent in certain circles (like online newspaper comments and certain Twitter feeds).  I sputtered all the way home about this.

4) Things I also sputter about?  Chiefly, how many times women get chopped on Chopped.  One of these days I’m going to start charting this in a more scientific manner than simply sputtering…but I’m telling you:  women get Chopped more often.  E told me I was crazy when I first suggested this, but the more we watch the more he shakes his head and says, “Oh my god you’re right.”

5)  Speaking of TV…North Woods Law.  Makes me homesick, for sure.  And while I mostly despise reality TV, primarily for its fakery, you simply cannot fake a Maine accent like those guys have, nor can you fake the characters they stumble upon.  HOWEVER?  They aren’t immune from my feminist critique either:  there have GOT to be at least a few women game wardens in the state, and I have yet to see one on the show.

6)   We also watched “Dallas Buyers Club”, which was fabulous. I’d missed the hoopla about it last year, and didn’t know that the central plot was about AIDS and that the movie was based on a true story.  At any rate, it’s a tremendous movie, though the ending felt like they’d run out of film or something.

7)  The dude abides, y’all.

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WIP Wednesday (Red Blanket)

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I am contemplating skipping the ruffle on this blanket and instead knitting some sort of hem.  This is partly because that ruffle uses A LOT of yarn, and partly because I like the look of a nice neat edge.  I *think* I can engineer this by Frankenstein-ing together instructions from other patterns I have lying around…but we’ll see.

The one downside of this yarn is that it is slowly turning my white sheep stitch markers pink.  It will need a good soaking once I’m done knitting!

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WIP Wednesday (The Knitting)

Occasionally I remember that this was originally intended to be a knitting blog, and even more rarely I remember to post things like “Work In Progress Wednesday” or “Finish It Up Friday”.  (I still have yet to catch on to the “Throwback Thursday” photo trend on Facebook.)  Truthfully there are so many works in progress around here it’s not even funny, and I’m trying to force myself into finishing something – mainly because I have friends and coworkers expecting babies over the next few months and the baby gift pile needs replenishing.

This is, or will be, a Maine Woven baby blanket (pattern here).  I can tell you I started this over a year ago, and I know that because I started knitting it when we found out E’s friends were expecting a baby girl.  That baby turned one back in June.  (I don’t feel too badly, she got a quilt instead).  And even though the end is finally in sight, I cannot seem to finish it.

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I assume this is called the Maine Woven Baby Blanket because the pattern called for Swan’s Island yarn, which is spun and dyed in my Homeland.  However, as much as I loved the Swan’s Island yarn even *I* could not justify spending $128 on yarn to make a blanket that will inevitably be thrown up on (or worse).  So, I opted to knit it in Seedling by Classic Elite, an organic worsted cotton, in Summer Cloud (the white) and Persimmon (which I think is now discontinued).  I do worry slightly that the texture of the cotton yarn wasn’t the best choice for this pattern’s slipped stitches, but at the same time the fabric feels nice against one’s skin — substantial, but cool to the touch.  (Cue Zooey Deschanel singing the Cotton song.)  Twenty more rows to go!

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Garden Update (Tomatopalooza Edition)

I expect this is the penultimate post on the garden.  Though the tomato plants are still full of fruit, and it’s been unseasonably hot this week, I expect that in a few more weeks the garden project will be ready to be put to bed for the winter.  The cucumbers are all but gone; my attempts to get rid of the powdery mildew were not successful and the few cucumbers that are growing right now are lightbulb shaped, which I believe has to do with the mildew interfering with the pollination process.  I’m mostly bummed about the total lack of winter squash – it bloomed and bloomed but never set fruit.

The tomatoes, on the other hand…talk about beginner’s luck!

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The other tomato plant is a “Big Boy” variety that I purchased when I was worried my seedlings were all doomed.  Happily these are finally starting to ripen too, and some of them are indeed pretty big.  In another day or two I will need to figure out what to do with these:

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Meanwhile, the pepper plants that I bought have been a mixed success.  I picked one green pepper early on, thinking it was ripe, and found it so bitter that I left the rest of them alone.  Two have now turned purple, and two are in the process of turning yellow/orange.  I am hoping I can leave them be for a little while longer, but there are at least half a dozen green ones out there that may not ripen in time.  We’ll see.  Right now, I’m contemplating the yellow tomatoes and purple peppers and wondering if they will make an interesting salsa?

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The jury is still out on the watermelon patch.  At one point I had about a dozen baby watermelons, but a couple fell off the vine and then I found three of them split wide open.  At first I thought an animal had done it, but the splits were too clean and there were no claw marks.  Google to the rescue – turns out that too much rain can make watermelons split, particularly the Sugar Baby variety I planted.  I’m now down to six small melons, hoping against hope that they will make it another few weeks.

Last but not least are the strawberry plants, which have set runners and seem to be thriving.  Supposedly this variety will produce fruit in the fall again, but I see absolutely no signs of that happening.  I need to research what needs to be done for the plants to increase the likelihood of them coming back (and fruiting) next year.  I’m already thinking about strawberry jam!

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Sickness and Startitis

Greetings from the land of the sick.  After two weeks of E suffering from allergies, last week I managed to get an ugly, ugly cold – the likes of which one usually sees in February, not late August.  I finally started feeling human today, but of course now E is sick with it.  And because E was fabulous to me, making me soup and fetching medicine while I was coughing and sneezing and retching up phlegm (ugh), now I’m (trying) to return the favor.

In between my sickbed duties I’ve been up in the sewing room working on a couple of quilts.  One of my favorite baby quilt patterns is Yellow Brick Road by Atkinson Designs, which I love because it takes just six fat quarters of fabric to make (plus borders and backing).  Here’s the one I made for my cousin’s baby earlier this year, using some “beachy” fabrics (because the baby’s late grandmother loved the ocean):

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???????????????????????????????I’ve mentioned before that my hobbies are seasonal, and the hint of fall in the air was just enough to make me break out the sewing machine.  Last weekend, in a raging fit of start-itis* and while watching Witches of East End on Netflix (it’s so terrible, but I kept watching it…and then watched new ones On Demand…), I cut up blocks for two new quilts using the same pattern.  Today I finished sewing the blocks together.  Continuing the nautical theme, there’s a lobster quilt in the works:

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And there’s also a batik elephant quilt in the works:

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Of course I had the usual extra help with this task:kitty help 3

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*Startitis:  a condition in the crafting world where one is compelled to make All The Things, right now, resulting in numerous projects being started before anything is actually finished.

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Glads

peach glads

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This past week or so has been tinged with fall – just a hint of coolness in the air, and it’s getting dark noticeably earlier.  As if sensing their time was short, two more glads finally bloomed – one coral with yellow streaks, and another one that is pure white except for a tiny bit of purple in the middle.  I wish I had planted more.

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Summer Vacation Part 2 (Outtakes)

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bayside sunset

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Summer Vacation, Part 1

bridgeBridge to Assateague Island

We went to Assateague National Seashore in Maryland for several days of beach camping with E’s friends.  Why two people who hate the sun and and live in fear of sunburns went on a beach vacation is beyond me, except that this is a trip E has done many times over the years with his pals and has always loved it.  So, we armed ourselves with 50 SPF sunscreen and a bunch of beach umbrellas, and hoped for the best.

campsiteAssateague is a barrier island, much like Plum Island here in Massachusetts, and it has both an ocean side and a marshy bay side.  We had an ocean side campsite, nestled in the sand dunes that I am told have been severely eroded over the past few years due to all of the bad storms.  It’s hard to tell in this photo, but I took this from the top of the sand dune where our grill and picnic table were.  All I had to do is turn around at the top of the dune to see this:

???????????????????????????????I’m told that’s the top of a fence that used to separate the public beach from the high dunes that delineated the camping area.  The dune has both shrunk in height and shifted towards the water, so now you just step over a few inches of fence to get to the beach.  It’s certainly convenient, albeit problematic.  Campers can easily access the beach, but that also means that beach visitors can easily access the campsites.  We arrived to find a group of non-campers on our site, using our picnic table.  E was very polite about the whole thing, but they gave us a bit of a hassle before moving.  And people aren’t the only problem visitors at the campsites:

ponies beachAssateague is home to a herd of wild horses, who roam freely through the entire island.  Campsites come with bear boxes; you can’t leave food out or the horses will find it.  Signs are posted everywhere telling people to stay away from them because they bite.  Can I just say here that some people are idiots, because we saw SO MANY people getting inches from them so they could take selfies.  Seriously???  Aside from the biting, getting that close to the horses gets them used to people, and that’s a bad thing for any wild animal.  Twice E encountered the horses at the fresh water pump, waiting for someone to come along and water them (which is forbidden, but clearly happens or they wouldn’t wait around).  We asked at the visitor’s center about this, and there is a fresh water pond on the island that the horses drink from, so there is no need for people to water them.

The horses made at least two forays into our campsite.  The first morning we were there the horses wandered onto the beach, followed by a ranger in an ATV who was keeping an eye on things.  (This was the only time we saw rangers actively trying to keep some distance between the horses and people; mostly they wander around unsupervised.)  They made their way onto our site (along with a bunch of public beach goers who thought it was totally okay to invade our site to take pictures of the horses, ugh).  E and I were on the beach, but it turned out someone in our group had left a bag of hamburger buns out, which of course the horses wanted.  Our friend ran over, and apparently the horses stepped on some of the tents during this visit.  The ranger shooed them off using a bottle with shells inside, and told our friend that if they visited again to make loud noises.  The following night I had dozed off in our tent, and E came to tell me that everyone was sitting around the fire watching shooting stars.  Initially I declined, but then I heard a strange noise near my head, it almost sounded like scissors cutting something, and decided I’d join them.  Not long after, we realized that the entire campsite was surrounded by horses.  Our group had two tent sites with a total of three tents.  Two of the tents held sleeping children, and there was concern that they would again step on the tents.  At this point I realized that the cutting noise I had heard was the sound of a horse’s teeth chomping the plants right outside the back of our tent.  We were able to scare them off, but then a group at an adjoining site scared them right back to our site and there was a little bit of chaos for awhile as we tried to keep the horses away from the tents.  We finally went to bed, but several times during the night we were awoken by whinnies and neighs; they were still close by.

Of course, the other problem with the horses?  Poo.  Everywhere.  Now, one makes a number of compromises when camping — pit toilets, for one thing (hold your breath and don’t look); bugs; a certain relaxing of personal hygiene.  Beach camping adds another compromise in the form of sand.  It gets everywhere – in the tent, in your clothes, in your diet coke…not to mention your toes and other assorted human crevices.  And it gets really hot during the day, so hot you burn your feet.  But add in horse poo in various stages of decay?  Oh dear.  I couldn’t really even think about it.  I took to wearing socks, and while however dorky it may have looked I found that it was an effective physical barrier against the hot sand, and an effective mental barrier against trudging through what was inevitably at one point horse poo.

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That said?  They are a pretty sight to see:

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As with all of our camping trips, my favorite parts escaped being photographed.  Each night we’d gather around a fire under the stars, and E would point out constellations.  We’d look for shooting stars and watch the moon rise over the ocean, a lopsided ball of orange sailing through an inky sky.  While there was some light pollution to the north from Ocean City, it was dark enough for us to see the Milky Way.  Much later we would snuggle up in the tent, listening to the ocean waves sing us to sleep as the moon rose higher overhead, and all seemed right with the world.

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*Note:  I use a zoom lens; at no point was I ever within 10 feet of the horses!

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Garden Update (Early August)

According to Google, it was Cicero who said that “If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.”  I’d probably add yarn to that statement, but as it happens I’ve spent the past few weeks reading (“Under the Dome” and “The Leftovers“) and making frequent visits to the backyard.  Considering I had virtually no idea what I was doing…

garden shot…and considering we put the garden in a few weeks late, I’m stunned that its come this far. Our “harvest”, if you will, has been limited:  one green pepper, two cucumbers, a bowlful of greens, and a few scrawny strawberries.  That said, my daily (sometimes, twice daily) pilgrimages to the backyard are getting more and more exciting:

???????????????????????????????The tomatoes came late but the branches are laden now and they keep coming — one or two are just beginning to ripen, but there are still blossoms and the bees are happy, frequent guests.  I’m dreaming of oven-roasted cherry romas on crusty bread with goat cheese, and hopefully some home-made sauce.  I also have two bushes of Wapsipinicon Peach tomatoes, which according to the seed package will be small yellow tomatoes with a sweet flavor.  I’m thinking these might make an interesting salsa.

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The bees have also been busy in the watermelon patch.  I planted two of my seedlings and as of this morning we have 11 watermelons in various stages of growth.  Yesterday alone I found three new ones, tucked under leaves here and there.  Happily Erik will eat all the watermelon he can get his hands on; I just hope these don’t ripen all at once!  There are also approximately a dozen green peppers of various stages, which I’m hoping I can leave long enough to get red peppers.

I mentioned in a prior post that the cukes had taken over the squash.  Despite oodles of squash blossoms and plenty of bees, I’m not seeing any squashes.  The cucumbers were late – we’ve picked two so far, and there are another six or so down there the size of gherkins.  However, I’m pretty sure we have powdery mildew – whether it’s from all the rain or something else I’m not sure.  I removed a number of leaves and sprayed Neem oil once, but it was so rainy I don’t think it made any difference.  I suspect this is why I’m not getting any squash, and why the cucumbers are struggling.

Knock on wood, thus far we have had no pest issues.  I’m puzzled by this, frankly, but I did plant a plethora of marigolds around the perimeter which was suggested as a deterrent by all of the organic gardening books I read.  There’s also a ton of spiders down there, and while I’m not exactly a fan of spiders I’m assuming they are keeping the bugs in check. In addition to the marigolds I also planted mint and lavender, along with some bee balm, along the outside perimeter of the raised bed.  The lavender, bee balm and marigolds absolutely helped with attracting bees, which have been plentiful.  I find it oddly calming to watch the bees buzzing around from blossom to blossom; I’ve caught myself just standing there for several minutes seemingly staring into space, but really just observing the bees running their errands.  The fact that the frenzied bees calm me down?  Well, it’s probably a good thing we’re on vacation!

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